Chorfing
The feeling of blue balls. Wanting to throw up, poo, and finish all at one time, but knowing that it will only lead to more suffering.
Dude, I was getting a fatty BJ yesterday, and the girl didn't finish me. I was chorfing for hours.
chorf
An acronym for "CHrist On a Rabbit Farm". Variation of "Christ on a popsicle stick" or "Christ on a rubber raft".
"Chorf, kids, get in the car already!"