chorgy
Similar to the new weird "hug parties". It's when you go to a high school church function and everybody starts hugging each other for strange long amounts of time with teen church rock music playing.
At the Young Life gathering, I had a chorgy with at least 18 or more people! Woah... it was chorgistic and kinda hot!
Chorgy
A chorgy is a combination of the words “church” and “orgy,” and is the ultimate thrill for people who grew up in church, and is the second unforgivable sin. An abomination so heinous, yet so hot, that it is a universal fantasy for anyone who was forced to spend their youth in the house of the lord. It should only be attempted by those who have made peace with the reality That they are going to hell for sure. Bonus points if you involve one or more PK’s (the pastors sons or daughters), and the more drugs/alcohol involved, the better. The platform is the preferred place, but in the event there is a dedicated communion table, especially one engraved 'do this in remembrance of me' the winner is whoever fornicates on the table itself. Not to be confused with a holy trinity or unholy trinity, or a devil’s threeway.
“I got everything all lined up to sneak into the church on Tuesday night for the chorgy, make sure someone gets a good video of the action!”
“We are totally going to hell for that chorgy we had when we locked the door of the Church kitchen and all had sex for 15 minutes.”
“We are totally going to hell for that chorgy we had when we locked the door of the Church kitchen and all had sex for 15 minutes.”