chorndog
The coolest kid in school. Know for eating 27 corn dogs at one time. He is a close cousin to the horndog. He's everything we all aspire to be but will never be successful at accomplishing.
Person 1: "Hey, do you know Chorndog?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah!!! I saw earlier with more than 20 corn dogs in his mouth!"
Person 1: "Yeah that's him."
Person 2: "I wish I could be him!"
Person 1: "Nobody can be Chorndog. He is the one and only. He's my idol!"
Person 2: "Oh yeah!!! I saw earlier with more than 20 corn dogs in his mouth!"
Person 1: "Yeah that's him."
Person 2: "I wish I could be him!"
Person 1: "Nobody can be Chorndog. He is the one and only. He's my idol!"