Choush
"Choush" is what you can call the hungarian/ romanian/ slavic handyman who works for and stays in the boiler rooms of institutions like churches, universities, schools, etc;. His head is is very round and his eyes resemble the eye pattern of the infamous "Sloth" from the cult classic "Goonies" movie from the 80's. Usually due to the fact that his alcoholic parents did not refrain from drinking during pregnancy. Poor pan-headed bastard...
When the bathrooms overflowed at the local community college they knocked on the boiler room door to summon Choush, the Slavic or (whatever the hell nationality) Plumber/ handy-guy to come and stop up the leak with his hands...