Adèle Haenel
—is a sensational, flexible, admiring, or should I say, a magnificent French actress whom you've probably seen in the movie "Portrait of a Lady on Fire". She's also a remarkable feminist, The Lord of the Lesbians, always stands her ground, not afraid to express herself, and fidgets a lot (which makes her look even cuter, by the way). Beware of her masculinity. You might die in gayness.
Me: (With rage) "French is a pretty complicated language but I'm doing this for her!"
Friend: "Who?"
Me: "... Adèle Haenel."
Friend: "Who?"
Me: "... Adèle Haenel."