Chris' Ass
a very large piece of art, beautiful to the eye, and possibly even more enjoyable to the touch. looks simply majestic in yoga pants. has been featured in countless raunchy magazines in their fold out sections. thought to be many notable artists', sculptors', and play-writers' muse. the actual size of chris' ass has been debated amongst several esteemed scholars, and the accepted measurement is now 7 feet in width, 4 1/2 feet in depth, along with a mass of approximately 133.4 kg. not to be confused with chris kmiec's sister's "nice, perky ass", to quote chris himself.
Crowd of starry-eyed men, women and children: "Good god, I would give my life savings to Jerry Sandusky's child rape ring to just get a glimpse of Chris' Ass! If only we could come closer!"
chris brown your ass
Assaulting someone. kicking someones ass. To beat someone up.
Don't touch me, I'll chris brown your ass!
Chris Brown Dat Ass
When you get so pissed off at your bitch that you beat the living shit out of her until she cries for her daddy.
Jacob- Maayyynnn I found out Felicia was sleeping around on me, and that bitch tried to deny it. So I Chris Brown Dat Ass
Chris Brown your ass
when you feel you need to beat a woman
if you don't finish washing the dishes i am going to Chris Brown your ass!!
Chris Brown yo ass
Beat your ass, he beat Rhianna so he's a woman beater.
Come over here or I'll Chris Brown yo ass HOE!
Chris Brown yo ass
To beat the ever living shit out of a special lady pal.
"Im gonna chris brown yo ass!!"
*chris browns her ass*
"Told ya bitch"
*chris browns her ass*
"Told ya bitch"
Chris Noble his ass
To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship
Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston