Chris Christie

Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.

Donald Trump's fat sex slave that's a member of the ku klux klan.

Synonym for "cock-blocking", due to a related scandal in which the NJ governor shut down a bridge between NJ and NY, such that people could not pass.

A crooked, wealthy wop that somehow got elected into a governor's position for the state of New Jersey. Has been a part of numerous scandals and has no concept of livable wages and considering his size, probably consumes more than the weight of an oil tanker in calories each day. He can be found lounging on beaches that he has closed to the public, primarily because he's a hypocritical shit biscuit who likes to laugh about how much better he is than everyone else. Has managed to somehow piss off just about everyone in the tri-state area at the same time with his numerous construction projects to improve roads that were fine until he started smashing up the pavement. Probably in bed with the mafia or some other criminal organization, hence his "no one can touch me" attitude. The world would be a better place if he choked to death on one of those aforementioned donuts he seems to enjoy so much.

Former New Jersey Attorney General running as a Republican against incumbent Democrat Jon Corzine for New Jersey Governor 2009. He has a very distinctive due to his weight problem, but it doesnt make him any different as a candidate.

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle

When you fuck a girl in high waisted Docker's or cargo-shorts with only your cock out of the zipper, leaving the balls tucked in.

**Modified CC is when you untuck the balls, leaving a drainage route for vaginal secretions so as to not get the "glazed donut" on your freshly pressed & pleated Docker's.