123 Badger Skadoo
A sex act involving first vaginal intercourse. Then move onto anal. From there it's onto oral. That order is the 1, 2, 3 portion of this maneuver. When you're about to ejactulate scream, "I'm a badger!" like you're a cracked out cartoon character. Upon finishing your business, run screaming from the room while giggling like a school girl. This is the skadoo portion of the evening. She'll never call you again.
I met this girl who was getting way too into my shit so I gave her the old 123 Badger Skadoo. She's since left town.