Chris Marek

The most evil failtroll on Encyclopedia Dramatica, he is actually a frog merchant in disguise working as part of the Reptilians plan to brainwash people.

He is truly ghoulish in personality traits but on the outside appears normal, only by wearing the sunglasses from They Live can you see what he truly looks like.

His known aliases including Cyan-King, Fake Andria Kilgore, and 78MagnumXE.

He has a disgusting obsession with wanting to get rid of Mariana but his plans always end up being backfire much like with Wile Coyote.