Chrisney, Indiana

A small town in Southern Indiana known by the locals as Long Beach Chrisney (LBC). The LBC is filled with bad mother fuckers. These bad mother fuckers tend to drink copious amounts of Busch Light Beer. There have been reports of egregious whiskey drinking as well. Chrisney people are quite different from other breeds of humans. University studies have shown that Chrisney people have Adonis DNA and tiger blood flowing throughout their bodies. This accounts for their winning ways. Random urine tests have shown that Chrisney residents do indeed piss excellence among other things.