Chris on
Chris is my friend who is not smart plays video games too much watches baby cartoons and has 2 bosses can and ebo
ebo:chris stop watching Pokemon and get working
Chris on: ok :(
Chris on: ok :(
Chris Chris
A super cocky doosh bag guy that makes 40K/year, but gives off a perception of a much more extravagant lifestyle. Examples - he drives a leased car and works in "sales" and talks about his "deals." Also known to name drop and lie incessantly.
That guy is a total Chris Chris, he talks about how he is loaded and hangs out with professional athletes but he actually sells appliances at Sears.
Chris
A Chris may sometimes seem ordinary, as he doesn't want to stand out. He is modest and selfless and would never want to willingly offend anyone unintentionally.
He can be difficult at expressing his emotions fully, but when he does he will always be honest.
He is extremely intelligent and talented, although he denies it.
A Chris is always a little more than perfect.
He can be difficult at expressing his emotions fully, but when he does he will always be honest.
He is extremely intelligent and talented, although he denies it.
A Chris is always a little more than perfect.
"That Chris guy is insanely good at table tennis."
"How can he be so good at Maths?"
"Wow... Mozart has competition."
"How can he be so good at Maths?"
"Wow... Mozart has competition."
Chris
A really hot teddy bear.
A: Do you like to cuddle with him?
B: Yea, he's a Chris.
B: Yea, he's a Chris.
chris
throws milk everywhere thinks hes black and yells rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
chris stop fucking throwing milk
Chris
A heck of a good name
Chris
chris
The gayest thing of all time
I feel like Chris today