Christian Bale
To dress up in a batman outfit and beat up your family members.
"fuck with me one more time and ima go christian bale 4real motherfucker!"
Christian Bale
Lose Temper and Yell
If you don't pick up your clothes, your mother is going to go Christian Bale on your ass.
Christian Bale
Verb. To leave
Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.
Christian Bale
Very talented and attractive actor in such movies as "American Psycho," "Velvet Goldmine," "Batman Begins," and "The Machinist," among others. He lost 1/3 of his body weight to be in The Machinist, then gained it back and bulked up to play Batman.
You have not lived until you have seen Christian Bale naked, with a chainsaw, killing hookers. Go rent American Psycho.
Christian Bale
The one and only man other men can fantasize about and pleasure themselves to and remain 100% straight.
I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.
But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
Christian Bale
A slang term referring to when a woman touches herself (masturbates).
I got home and she'd already Christian Baled herself.
Christian Bale
Easily one of the greater actors working today. Unlike Johnny Depp and other actors, Bale got his name from his acting skills, rather than his looks. His acting work as a child in Empire of the Sun was so superb that the National Board of Review added the category "Best Role Played By A Juvenile" to it's awards. He is known for getting insanely into his roles quite like another acting legend, Dustin Hoffman, most famously dropping 63 pounds to play a role in the small film The Machinst.
If you want to see acting at it's finest, rent a copy of All the Little Animals, Empire of the Sun, American Psycho, and The Machinst; you won't be disappointed.