Christian Grey'ing
verb. The act of ravaging a person sexually while blaming one's sexual deviance on a broken psyche, thereby converting the once vial act of near-rape into something your partner (and women everywhere) will perceive as romantic and desirable.
-the act of sadistic "fuckery" on an individual.
-the act of sadistic "fuckery" on an individual.
"Dude, she had a black eye, busted lip, and was in a coma for 3 weeks, I totally went Christian Grey on her!!!"
"The jury found the defendant guilty of first degree "Christian Grey'ing" after being shown evidence such as the victim's hospital bill, an abortion bill, and photos of dozens of women tied to rafters."
"The jury found the defendant guilty of first degree "Christian Grey'ing" after being shown evidence such as the victim's hospital bill, an abortion bill, and photos of dozens of women tied to rafters."