christian white

a shade of white named after all boys named Christian that generally seem to have blonde hair and very fair faces someone with Christian white complexion has an amazing ability to blend in with walls but the downside of this skin shade is that when people like them go to Barbaaaados they need to apply extravagant amounts of sun block or they'll burn. unless they go in Winter, of course. nothing to do with religion in fact many Christians aren't in fact religious many are German or atheists.

he invented pretty much everything good and bad