Christie Camel Toe
The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.
Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..