Christmahannukwanzadanus
A way of wishing people who have various beliefs (or no beliefs) to have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Ramadan, and Happy Festivus.
Tim: Happy Christmahannukwanzadanus, Jim!
(Now Jim is not upset with Tim for not including his beliefs.)
(Now Jim is not upset with Tim for not including his beliefs.)