Christmas claused

Verb. To subtly add an article or clause to an agreement, contract or bill without the notice or recognition of the other party.

Rueben: *sob sob sob* "Baby come back to me! I'll give you anything!"
Victoria: "Don't cheat on me again!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Take me out on dates!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Let me sleep with your father!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
*later*
Orpheus: "Yo Reuben, your girl totally slept with your father!"
Rueben: "Awwww shit! I just remembered she Christmas claused me! I guess it's aight."

俚语	christmas claused
释义	Christmas claused Verb. To subtly add an article or clause to an agreement, contract or bill without the notice or recognition of the other party. Rueben: sob sob sob "Baby come back to me! I'll give you anything!" Victoria: "Don't cheat on me again!" Reuben: sob sob sob "Okay okay!" Victoria: "Take me out on dates!" Reuben: sob sob sob "Okay okay!" Victoria: "Let me sleep with your father!" Reuben: sob sob sob "Okay okay!" later Orpheus: "Yo Reuben, your girl totally slept with your father!" Rueben: "Awwww shit! I just remembered she Christmas claused me! I guess it's aight."
随便看	stuff the joint stuff the muff stuff the muffin stuff theory stuff the turkey stufftinator stuffucking stuff up stuffwell stuff white people like stuff-whore stuffwithsimon stuffy stuffybody stuffy bunny stuffy cummy stuffy dick stuffy fucker stuffy gang stuffy laboeuf stuffy lampost stuffy muffy stuffy nose stuffy: noun (plural: stuffers) stuffy: noun (plural: stuffers)