Christmas Dick
The discovery of your penis being covered with red and green warts in the morning.
Steve: "Oh my God! Why is my dick all messed up!?"
Jan: "Surprise! Merry Christmas Dick!"
Jan: "Surprise! Merry Christmas Dick!"
Christmas dick
When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.
My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.
Christmas-Tree Dick
A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.
Dick Christmas
An alternative name for Valentine’s Day.
I hope you have a great Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it Dick Christmas!