Fucking Christmas
A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.
Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?
Man 2: No. I'll do that now.
*watches*
Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...
Man 2: No. I'll do that now.
*watches*
Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...
Merry Fucking Christmas
1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.
2.Also works with other holidays
2.Also works with other holidays
1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"
2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!
2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium
and so on and so on
2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!
2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium
and so on and so on
Christmas Fuck
listening to Christmas Jazz and kneeling next to the Christmas tree while taking dick
I had a great Christmas Fuck last night
Merry Christmas but Fuck you
Give people who just gave you worst presents.
Guy: here’s your present
Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you
Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you
its fucking christmas
hohoho, bitch
tom: ey yo its fucking christmas
jhon: hohoho bitch
jhon: hohoho bitch