Christmas Ham
The junk of a tall, skinny, yet festive Morman man.
Hey Nicole, want to sample my Christmas Ham?
Christmas Ham
(Noun) A euphemism for having sex. Usually used in a way to suggest it was "achieved." Works with both genders.
Male No. 1: "What's up?"
Male No. 2: "Nothing much, except I got the Christmas Ham last night."
Male No. 2: "Nothing much, except I got the Christmas Ham last night."
Christmas Ham
When a person is in the act of smoking the ganja, he decides if he wants to be as baked as an "apple pie" or as a "christmas ham"
Nancy, would you like to be as baked as an Christmas Ham, or an Apple Pie?
Christmas Ham
The act of fist-pounding during christmas or making a fist bump over something Christmas related.
Person 1:You're going to get the newest{insert game series name here}? CHRISTMAS HAM!
Action: *fist bump now*
Person 1 & 2: YEAH!!
Action: *fist bump now*
Person 1 & 2: YEAH!!
Christmas ham
an extremely huge ass on an ethnic girl. resembles the size of a Christmas Day ham.
Look, Adolf! That girl's Christmas ham is spicy!
Christmas Hams
Used to describe a woman whose thighs and buttocks are so large, they do in fact resemble Christmas Hams. Beware encounter with Hams, as it might be a social buzzkill.
Did you see the Christmas Hams on that chick? Made me wanna hang my stocking, if you know what I mean...
Carving the Christmas Ham
Excessively fucking a girl until her vagina tears
Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.