Christmas karl

A specific instance of the hot karl where one defecates into a Christmas stocking and hits someone in the face with it.

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.