christmas penis
When you decorate your penis with baubles and tinsel with an angel sitting on top
I showed her my Christmas Penis but she wasn't amused
Christmas Tree Penis
A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!
Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!
Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!
Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
Penis Christmas
Another name for a Bachelorette Party, otherwise known as a celebration of dick with few to no men actually involved.
Jane is getting married in 2 weeks! We need to throw her a Penis Christmas!
Christmas penis
When a relative or person is horny around the holidays
Why is my meta pod using Christmas penis