Christmasturbator

One who gives a gift of semen, unbeknownst to the receiver. Oftentimes the receiver believes it to be lotion wrapped in an unusual receptacle.

Jill: "Thanks for the wonderful gift. What is this, lotion!?!"
Tad: "Who in their right mind would give someone a gift of lotion in a tube sock?"
Jill: "Tad, you are such a Christmasturbator!"

christmasturbation

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

俚语	christmasturbator
释义	Christmasturbator One who gives a gift of semen, unbeknownst to the receiver. Oftentimes the receiver believes it to be lotion wrapped in an unusual receptacle. Jill: "Thanks for the wonderful gift. What is this, lotion!?!" Tad: "Who in their right mind would give someone a gift of lotion in a tube sock?" Jill: "Tad, you are such a Christmasturbator!" christmasturbation When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends. Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?
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