Chris Townsend

Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.