Chris Treadwell
A Chris Treadwell is typically a person who likes to microwave cell phones, lick electric fences, and create elaborate stories the he cant keep track of. A Chris Treadwell will usually have one or two estranged kids wondering around somewhere with no knowledge to that person. A Chris Treadwell will also dedicate one or two good days at the gym and see instant results in his body's transformation. With his astounding lack of head hair he makes up with it in body hair.
Hey! Don't touch that hot stove! You're being a real Chris Treadwell right now.