Chronister
A person that is a tragedy in life; wife beater, cheater, looser. A deadbeat or a jail bird-bad news.
"Don't want to pull a Chronister considering I enjoy staying far away from a prison!"
"Oh that must be a Chronister since he /she couldn't even finish highschool properly."
"Oh that must be a Chronister since he /she couldn't even finish highschool properly."