Aeolus
King of the winds
Aeolus was the ruler of the winds in Greek mythology.
Aeolus
The answer to the universe; created the number 8 and brought life to the internets. Better known as the god of wind, but no one gives a shit about that.
PRAISE THEE AEOLUS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, AND MAY YOU GIVE US STRENGTH IN THIS AGE OF TROLLS AND FUCKTARDS.