chubby thigh ear muffs
When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.
I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,
chubby muff
Swollen or fat vagina. Usually used as an insult.
"Oi, chubby muff!"