chub check
The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.
Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”