Chuckacabra
Related to the Chupacabra the Chuckacabra is an actual goat fucker terrorizing flocks throughout the southwest.
"I'm not too sure about that guy. He acts like he's your friend but word is he's a total Chuckacabra"
Chuckacabra
A beast that lurks at night and yields only to the smell or taste of Jiffy peanut butter and kidnaps those who are in disbelief about its existence. During the day it appears just to be an average police officer writing tickets to those unsuspecting civilians.
The other day i was pulled over by the Chuckacabra, and i didnt even do anything wrong, he must have been just trying to get his quota.