Chuck-A-Luck

He is the finest man alive!

A person who means well but is constantly making mistakes and falling short of expectations. A chuck-a-luck is often clumsy and unaware of their foibles. A hapless doofus.

See Chucklehead.

When the great gods of RNG bestow their blessing onto an individual (usually someone with the name Chuck) that makes the holder supernaturally lucky. Effects include, but are not limited to, increased loot/gear drops, (far exceeding that of mortal men) the ability to avert disasters or death in real life, and, to some extent, to influence the space time continuum. The few chosen to possess chuck luck are even said to negatively influence others around them by making them incredibly unlucky, leading many to believe that chuck luck is not a blessing from the great gods of RNG, but more of a parasite that feeds off of other people's fortune. This theory remains inconclusive and on the border of fringe science, however.