Chuck Barris
Drunk girl staggering around the bar, obnoxiouly close talking to everyone in her path. Embarrased friend hooks her by the arm and yanks her out the door "gong show" style. Crowd erupts in loud applause.
"Holy shit. That girl was drunk as F and would not shut up. Thank god her friend Chuck Barris'd her ass out of here". Every bar needs a Chuck Barris.