aerator
Go to the definition that best fits your i.q. range.
under 60: a robot
60-80: a machine that makes your lawn crap on itself
80 and higher: a propelled machine that you guide across your lawn. it punctures holes about have inch around, and 2 inches deep, in the ground. this allows nutrience to seep deeper into your soil, loosens the dirt, and helps you grow more grass if you are reseeding your lawn
under 60: a robot
60-80: a machine that makes your lawn crap on itself
80 and higher: a propelled machine that you guide across your lawn. it punctures holes about have inch around, and 2 inches deep, in the ground. this allows nutrience to seep deeper into your soil, loosens the dirt, and helps you grow more grass if you are reseeding your lawn
aerator rentals. $50 per hour.
aerated
Adj. Over-excited. Becoming obsolete, although still heard used by older generations. Often mispronounced as aeriated. Slightly British.
"He's too aerated over this-here girl, she ain't THAT good looking, surely!"
Aerate
âr'āt tr. vb., slang adopted by American SOF units, namely the Legendary Green Berets, for neutralizing a target by penetrating munitions, mainly hollow point or ball ammunition.
1) I aerated that cock-fag.
2) A while mag huh? That's some hefty aeration.
2) A while mag huh? That's some hefty aeration.