chudthumper
Used as a noun: A Chudthumper is someone who is an incredibly intelligent human yet lives vicariously through acts of brazen stupidity. Also Someone who tends to have strange bowel syndromes derived from countless penetrations of the anus.
Last night I saw this guy reading Sun Tzu: The Art of War while casually drinking a ‘Blow Job Shot,’ what a Chudthumper.