chuggle pants
After a man ejaculates on himself (ie. masturbating while laying down and ejaculates on his stomach), instead of cleaning up, he pulls up his pants and continues with the day.
"Please don't tell me that you've got chuggle pants right now?!"
"Why don't you want to mess around?" "Because I've got chuggle pants."
"Why don't you want to mess around?" "Because I've got chuggle pants."