Chum Hair
The one single nasty ass pubic hair you find in, on, or around a public toilet, or deeply imbedded in the cheese of a previously edible pizza/pussy.
Boy I had to blow pretty hard to get that chum hair off the seat at the ball park!
Hmmmh pizza's here! Wait, *sigh* dammmmIT!
Hmmmh pizza's here! Wait, *sigh* dammmmIT!