Chunky butt piss
When you think you can trust a fart but a little shit comes out, then later get to the shitter to find yourself pissing out your ass
Foreman - “where the hell did you go?”
You - “sorry I almost shit myself and had to go to the bathroom and let loose a load of chunky butt piss”
You - “sorry I almost shit myself and had to go to the bathroom and let loose a load of chunky butt piss”