Aeroposeur
Small town assholes in their 20's or even 30's with a serious case of prole shift, always needing to display an 'Aéropostale' logo, usually on their chest. They are actually trying to look like frat boys or white hats. Wardrobe almost always includes hair gel and an overpriced white ball cap.
When I saw my first aeroposeur, I assumed the brand name was popular in American cities 7-10 years ago.