Church Biscuit
The paper-thin, paper-tasting wafer given to brainwashed Catholic disciples during Mass.
Priest: Body of Christ
Church-goer: Nah bro, church biscuit!!!
Priest: WTF?
Church-goer: Blah, this tastes like paper mache.
Church-goer: Nah bro, church biscuit!!!
Priest: WTF?
Church-goer: Blah, this tastes like paper mache.