churchin'
1. to proceed from one church to another, attending mass after mass, religious services, and/or basement show(s);
similar to clubbing, but of the religious variety;
also churching;
2. like bitchin' but of more popish appeal;
similar to clubbing, but of the religious variety;
also churching;
2. like bitchin' but of more popish appeal;
1. We should totally go churchin' tonight: mass at 5 at St. Paul's, Confession before that at St. Leonard's, and later mewithoutYou at St. Peter's Basilica.
2. Did you see Father's moves; he's churchin'!
2. Did you see Father's moves; he's churchin'!
Churchinitis
A psychological condition that occurs in church people who spend too much time in church. It is caracterised by a urge to blow every situation out of a proportion. Simple, conversations between a male and female are viewed by other church people as a full blown relationship or a crush. Actions occuring between any two people of the opposite gender are almost always viewed as more than what it really is.
New guy in church is commenting on a church girls pictures on facebook and is texting her and socializing with her. Because, the new guy is new to church he does not see anything wrong with what he is doing. But because church girl and the rest of the church have churchinitis they begin to believe that he must be in love with her.
Churchin'
Churchin' is the process of flirting with multiple girls at the same time. Often occurs in the context of a church retreat or mission trip. Similar to Cakin' it, but with multiple parters.
(Michael walks in surrounded by a group of three girls.)
"Daaaamn Michael, stop churchin'!"
"Daaaamn Michael, stop churchin'!"
Churchin
to be judgin someone harshly
monica takes her bong out and begins to take deep tokes in front of her new friend who does not in fact smoke. He gives her a look as though to say, i cant believe you do that. "you churchin me?" she says.
churchin
To tell someone you'll hangout or be somewhere soon, but never show up on time if at all. Always uses bullshit ass excuses.
"Hey is michael coming over."
"Naw, he's churchin us."
"Naw, he's churchin us."
churchinating
-verb
The act of publicly urinating in church spe. During service into a fountain or holy water trinket.
The act of publicly urinating in church spe. During service into a fountain or holy water trinket.
Judy: oh my god, did you hear about John churchinating during sermon yesterday?
Marge: what no, that's despicable!!
Marge: what no, that's despicable!!
Churchin slurpin
When you give head in a confessional and some of the cum goes down the side of his boner so you have to slurp it off the side of his dick.
Hey didn’t father Bradley ask you to get a mop? Oh it’s ok I have him a churchin slurpin so I wouldn’t have to clean up the confessional!