church services
Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.
Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
Middle east church service
When you have a public execution of 12 or more people
That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending