churchville
Churchville is the capital of night life for the rural farmers in the area. Lots of animals, lots of farms, lots of nothing. You come here to laugh at the people who live here. Parents love it, children hate it. Home of Big M, one of the last Drive-In theaters, and also home of the worst food in the United States.
Also called C-Ville. This is the ghetto version of Churchville. Southside Churchville is where the gangstas hang out. Bryarly Court, represent.
Also called C-Ville. This is the ghetto version of Churchville. Southside Churchville is where the gangstas hang out. Bryarly Court, represent.
Cool Guy: Look at those gay Churchville kids! They live in the middle of nowhere and can't find rides anywhere! Muhahaha!
Churchville MoonPie
After fucking a girl, pull out and cum all over her face without telling her, and when she's surprised, take a cow shit patty, and smack her in the face with it.
Man, I got Emily so good the other day, I gave her a Churchville MoonPie.