churtleing
When you a destroying a toilet with torrents of predominantly liquid material
I’m churtleing so badly right now, those tacos in Tijuana were a mistake.
churtle
N. One who exhibits the qualities of both a chicken and a turtle. A scaredy cat who takes his time doing things. Churtles tend to exhibit weakness in their shin area.
Note: Not to be confused with the Pokemon Squirtle.
Note: Not to be confused with the Pokemon Squirtle.
Kevin is such a Churtle
Churtle
A male giggle, since only girls "giggle". A masculine giggle
I churtled so hard at what the woman was wearing
Churtle
A cross between a chihuahua and a turtle
Helen: Wow look there's Annika!
Anna: Who's Annika, that's a churtle!
Anna: Who's Annika, that's a churtle!
Churtle
churtle is the best
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To throw up
Whoa that kid just churtled!
Churtle
V. To wince in physical pain while remaining completely silent, usually when performing some sort of self-maintenance or cleaning/scrubbing/picking while inducing short, sharp and very intense pain.
Stephen churtled visibily as he dug enthusiastically into his nose with overly long and sharp fingernails. "Christ. That booger felt like it was attached directly to my brain stem." uttered Steve while recovering from an epic churtle.