cider greg

A land based mammel dwelling most commonly in south western england; however they have occasionally been sighted in lower northern regions. Cider gregs are fuelled only by cider, preferring cheaper grade ciders such as tvc, k-cider and their favourite.. summerdown. Cider gregs enjoy such activities as swimming(fully clothed), getting undressed on command, destroying children's sandcastles and shouting general remarks to innocent bystanders.

when sighted, cider gregs should not be approached. keep your distance and, where possible, make sure small children/adolecent's ears are covered.