Cigartard
A guy usually found on a cruise ship who buys one those "CUBAN" cigars sold by a vendor on the beach;usually filled with tobacco,hay,and bits of rope.
Dave: That cigar smells like ass, did you buy that from some twelve year old on the beach.
Jeff:Yeah it's "CUBAN".
Dave: No Jeff that's a Backwoods with hay in it you Cigartard.
Jeff:Yeah it's "CUBAN".
Dave: No Jeff that's a Backwoods with hay in it you Cigartard.