cig crab
Cig crabs are sentient crabs who enjoy smoking. They are prone to showing up during activities to dispense commentary at the price of a humiliation. It is customary to thank the cig crab for its consideration.
It was early so I was watching Arthur on TV. The show literally said "just be yourself" and I saw a cig crab on the bed next to me, he said "That's what I do" and scratched my face. Thanks cig crab.