cigregret
A contraction of 'cigarette' and 'regret', especially by those who regret having ever started smoking or as an ironic term used by non-smokers.
Stuart mournfully lit another cigregret, realising he had chosen a life of nicotine-stained fingers.
Cigregret
That one cigarette that pushes you over the edge when you're drunk and chain smoking the shit out of some marlboro reds like a dipshit. May (k who are we kidding - Will) result in a one way ticket to vom town.
I blacked out after that cigregret outside Kips.