cincinatti office bomb
When, while out of the office at lunch or a meeting, a co-worker shits in your trash can and leaves the crumpled up toilet paper around the can.
"Johnson! What's that smell...what the fuck did you eat for lunch?"
"I just had some noodle soup, boss. It looks like the mail clerk cincinatti office bombed my ass!"
"I just had some noodle soup, boss. It looks like the mail clerk cincinatti office bombed my ass!"