Cincinnidiots

Residents of southwestern Ohio - specifically the greater Cincinnati and northern Kentucky areas - that do not have the wherewithal to drive during even the slightest inclement weather conditions if their very lives depended on it. Just a couple of snow flakes, a light rain drizzle, or a bright sunny morning with clear skies, forces these jack*ss drivers into a complete frenzy of fear and a total lock-down of the freeway system.