cinemaism
a person who is deeply devoted to only seeing movies at the cinema (movie theater).
"Hey do you want to go back to my house and watch Harry Potter Part I with me?"
"No, I practice cinemaism. We can go see Part II together when it comes in theaters!"
"No, I practice cinemaism. We can go see Part II together when it comes in theaters!"
cinema
The ending of Shrek 2
The ending of shrek 2 is cinema
cinema
Someone you could watch all day long, as referenced in the Benny Benassi song "Cinema." Similar to a Wonderwall, but with more emphasis on the pleasure of looking or staring, and not necessarily how you feel about that person otherwise.
"You lurking that girl again, Bro?"
"Yeah, man, she's a true pyt. She's my cinema."
"Yeah, man, she's a true pyt. She's my cinema."
cinema
Someone who is annoyingly overdramatic, or the act of being overdramatic and hysterical.
He broke up with you, get over it, don't be so cinema.
cinemaing
Verb ~ Visiting a cinema and/or watching films.
"I'm cinemaing tonight, want to come with?"
cinema
The act of having sex while you get one of your friends to watch from a closet. The broad involved musn't know of the secret observer.
-Dude, Amy wants to get drunk tonight and mess around afterwards. You down for a cinema?
-You know it!
-You know it!
cinema clitera
An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:
1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.
2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.
3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.
2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.
3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."